precumming:
“im ready
”

arepeegee:

when somebody whos generally nice gets upset over the smallest thing then its probably because theyre fed up of getting walked all over all the time and having their feelings and belongings disregarded by other people so next time someone flips their shit because you took a piece of their food without asking or wore a piece of their clothing without permission you should probably apologise instead of saying they have a short temper or theyre too dramatic

Nice things to whisper when hugging someone

lionvomit:

yogurtville:

-you smell different when you’re awake
-please help me (then smile as if nothing happened)
-soon
-you have lovely skin, I can’t wait to wear it
-your hair tastes like strawberries
-tonight….you.
-he knows, don’t go home.
-I always knew you would die in my arms
-every time I poop I think of you
-no one will ever believe you
-yessssssssssssss
-I killed mufasa
-I bet you didn’t feel me lick your ear
-mother told me it would be like this

oh christ

burritolover97:

eyebrow game strong? more like eyeBAG game strong. i’m fucking exhausted. haha lol

what she says: i'm fine
what she means: scenes were recorded of peeves in the philosophers stone but they were cut out and not included in the deleted scenes and firenze never made an appearance in the movies as a divination teacher and they filmed harry saying 'hermione knows perhaps you should ask her' in snape's first potions lesson in his sassy tone we're familiar with in the books but they weren't included and this is the reason my heart feels like it's breaking in two
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